angery blep

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
taksynator
drawing-cookie

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prrtnrr

TEN MIL?????????????????????

THEYRE GONNA RAISE THE PRICES BECAUSE OF THIS DUDE??????????????????

tHAT MEANS THEY MADE 70 MILLION DOLLARS IN ONE DAY

shadowmaat

Megacorp worth over $130B: Oh no, our new streaming service only made $70M in one day! We’re losing so much money! If we don’t raise prices, we could go bankrupt!

Megacorp: *cries gold coins all the way to the bank*

Poor Di$ney. If only evil thieving pirates would stop sharing passwords with friends and family, maybe the company could make some money! What is this world coming to? This is almost as bad as employees asking for a livable wage instead of showering the Mouse with gratitude for the privilege of working in the Happiest Place on Earth!™

taksynator
roachranch

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

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comtesse-d-edessa

when do we take danielle cohn away from her horrible mother??

PS. whenever a sixteen or seventeen year old “Instagram model” (shouldn’t be a thing but) “claps back” at someone for “slut shaming” them and talks about how great and empowering it is to wear the clothes they do and engage in the overt sexual displays they do, and people cheer her on—this is what you’re enabling. Danielle Cohn’s camp maintain that she’s 15—when we all know she’s 13 years old, literally a middle schooler—but none of the things she does should be acceptable for a 15 year old anyway. But now that it’s normalized for 15 year olds to act this way, why not a 13 year old? Why not a 12 year old? Why not a 10 year old?

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A fifteen year old should not be wearing this, but our society has rationalized that away. Now here we are. This girl is thirteen years old.

A thirteen year old girl took this picture and almost three hundred thousand people have liked it. A lot of those are girls around her age. A lot of those, I’m sure, are creepy adults who think she’s hot. As an influencer, this girl makes money off of dressing, dancing, and acting provocatively, and that’s why her mother continues to have her do it. This is happening in 2019.

It’s only doing to get worse from here, guys! Not better!

luminifera-archive

I'm almost twice her age and her mother managed to make her look older than me... Why is she doing this?? To her own daughter!! She should be taking care of her, protecting her... she's only thirteen. She's a child. Jesus.

taksynator

Wtf

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jakemorph

art is hard 99.8% of the time but the craziest thing is that the trick to drawing the back of something is just ‘draw the front and then erase everything but the outlines’

queenoftheproccrastanation

E X C U S E M E ! ? ! ? ! ?

jakemorph

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you might have to flip or move some things around depending on how symmetrical your subject is but yeah. voila. e magico

marikorawralton

Taking the Ctrl-Alt-Delete path in art.

Let’s see where this leads us.

jakemorph

yeah tim buckley invented silhouettes. its a wonder you dont need someone to carry your huge brain around for you

marikorawralton

That’s.

Not.

How.

Silhouettes.

Work.

I know you probably heard “oh, they need to be recognizable from every angle.”

That doesn’t mean every angle should be the same.

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That’s how shit like this happens.

jakemorph

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is the horse looking toward you or away from you dipshit

sailor-arashi

Things are heating up in the silhouette fandom.